Every mother has been a part of those conversations. You know the ones. You’re sitting next to a mother with a big, juicy, chunky baby and you compliment her on how big, juicy, and chunky the baby is and then she proudly tells you that she delivered the baby naturally with no medication…and he was NINE POUNDS at birth. The hell YOU say! Then, she proceeds to tell her birthing story. Now, unless you have delivered a bigger baby or delivered your baby in the wilderness, she has just … Read More »
Peanut Butter and Fake Jelly Sandwiches
I will admit that I am dramatic. I'm not quite the drama queen, but I'm definitely animated. My antics are mostly for my own entertainment though. I enjoy watching people's reactions to the things I say and do. Every now and then, I am forced to use my dramatics to drive home a serious point, which brings me to the subject matter of this post. When Olivia was in fourth grade, I picked her and her sisters up from school. On the five minute drive home, I asked the standard question, "How was … Read More »
